so explain again why im purple
no
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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