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i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened

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(248): View more from Michigan

Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?

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(408): View more from California

Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.

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(303): View more from Colorado

So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.

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(647): View more from Ontario

It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM

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From?

(647): View more from Ontario

Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...

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(303): View more from Colorado

And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.

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(904): View more from Florida

naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.

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