and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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