so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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