he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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