she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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