I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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