just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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Oh Jesus.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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