how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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