my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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