This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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