I just made out with a guy for $7.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
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