Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I could fuck to npr.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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