Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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