Nicole vs. Life
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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