It's like God shit irony all over that family
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
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