woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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