dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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