so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
sex in a hospital.. check
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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