I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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