Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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