He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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