A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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