I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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