Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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