So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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