So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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