I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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