i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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