I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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