i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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