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(805): View more from California

Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?

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(432): View more from Texas

So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.

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(770): View more from Georgia

We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.

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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.

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(315): View more from New York

My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.

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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.

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(330): View more from Ohio

He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?

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(912): View more from Georgia

I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!

(706): View more from Georgia

You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?

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