I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He? As in you personified your dick?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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