Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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