Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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