If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
