just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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