if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Randomize
