her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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