How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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