Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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