We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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