I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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