He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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