things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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