His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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