You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
id be glad to
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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