You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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