I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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