I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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