I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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