And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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