David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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